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Total Medals Earned: 292 (From 73 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,320 Points

NG Easter Eggs

Medals Earned: 10/12 (100/120 points)

TomFulp's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Tom on Halloween.

Stamper's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Stamper on Halloween.

MindChamber's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit MindChamber on Halloween.

JohnnyUtah's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.

WadeFulp's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Wade on Halloween.

Liljim's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Liljim on Halloween.

Bob's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Bob on Halloween.

Tim's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Tim on Halloween.

Rob's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Rob on Halloween.

Luis' Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Luis on Halloween.

PsychoGoldfish's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.

Mike's Halloween Candy 10 Points

Visit Mike on Halloween.

One Button Bob

Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Boomerang the bat on the first screen.

Stage 1 10 Points

Complete the easy round.

Bronze 25 Points

Finish with under 400 clicks.

Stage 2 25 Points

Complete the medium round.

Buttkicker 50 Points

Kill the boss.

Silver 50 Points

Finish with under 300 clicks.

Stage 3 50 Points

Complete the hard round.

Gold 100 Points

Finish with under 200 clicks.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)

Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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PixEvo - The Fountain

Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)

Back To Life 5 Points

Recover some strength

The Heart Of Man 10 Points

Become a full human

Walking Again 10 Points

Get your legs back

More Than A Man 25 Points

Grow small wings

The Call Of The Beast 50 Points

Become the beast

True Protector 100 Points

Restore the fountain's flow

Speed Run 100 Points

Complete the game in 15 minutes or less

Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

Recordshop Tycoon

Medals Earned: 4/5 (150/155 points)

Crowd Control 25 Points

Get more than 50 customers in one day.

Sleep is for the weak 25 Points

Play for 50 (in-game) days

Major Player 50 Points

Buy all four properties.

No nobility in poverty 50 Points

Get a daily net result higher than $500.

It's there for a reason 5 Points

Read through the entire manual.

Red Moon

Medals Earned: 3/13 (30/490 points)

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

REDDER

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/285 points)

SECRETS, PART 1 25 Points

Find the first secret area.

WALKED AWAY 10 Points

Finish the game with at least 24 gems.

ADDICTED 50 Points

Finish the game with all 27 gems.

SECRETS, PART 2 50 Points

Find the second secret area.

THOROUGH 50 Points

Finish the game with a complete map.

SECRETS, PART 3 100 Points

Find all three secret areas.

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!